Some Kalmadi Jokes....

For last few days, I am receiving some sms and facebook comments about Kalmadi. Though the turned a national pride to national shame, but at the same time he himself became a national joke in front of the country. Some of the interesting msgs are jokes are compiled below. Please add your jocks and comments in the comments section. 

Disclaimer- I do not bear responsibility for any the jocks posted here, they are compiled ones! 

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Kalmadi tried to hang himself after all this shame, but ceiling in his house cracked and fall down. 

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Baba Kalmadi have you any shame, 

No sir, no sir, its a Loot Game,

Crores for my partner, Crores for my dame, 

Crores for me too, putting India to shame... 

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A teacher asked her student what his father does, he answered 'he's a  stripper working at a joint'. After class she asked him if it were true, and the boy said 'he's actually on the CWG committee working with Kalmadi, this sounds a lot less embarrassing'!!

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Kalmadi Kalmadi, yes papa

Eating money, no papa, 

Telling lies, no papa, 

Show your balance sheet... ha ha ha

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