Friday, February 6, 2009

Tata Na-NO

I was reading a news about Ratan Tata want to 'gift' Nano to some top faces in the country, that list includes Sonia Gandhi, L.K. Adwani, Narendra Modi, M.S. Dhoni, Sania Mirza, and Sachin... आईला.. Well the 'four wheeler' hope of great middle class of India is still building and may take some more time then expected.

I was reading the list of individuals who are the lucky ones to receive Nano, then I thought that what they going to do with this car? Sonia Ji and Adwani Ji have high threat to their life, so probably Ratan Tata will gift them a bulletproof and bombproof Nano which may cost just 20 times the cost of real Nano on roads. Narendra Modi will organize an award function and receive keys from Ratan Tata as 'Achievement of the year', and ultimately you will see a 'Nano Monument' in front of Gujarat State Assembly which will be inaugurated by Mamta Banerjee for her constant support and motivation.
Coming over to M.S. Dhoni, probably he has no use of this car as he love bikes so there is a great possibility that he will gift it to some South Indian actress or we the 'Aam Janta' have a great opportunity to buy it from him and become the first ever 'Aam Nagarik' to own Nano and get our name listed in the list of Harshwardhan Navathe (remember?), Abhijit Sawant etc. Sania ji is earning good after winning first grand slam so she might use it as storage unit for tennis balls but there is equal possibility that you can see her and Shahid in Nano some time. Sachin is the only one who is definitely going to need this car if he continue his current form or as media says empires will keep on supporting him with some of their decisions after all these he will lose all those contracts to Dhoni, Yuvraj and Gambhir and will going to have fuel efficient Nano as the economic means of transportation...

2 comments:

Priyanka said...

Would you mind if I say this piece was rather fuuny? ;)

anoop... said...

it was meant to be funny :-) just for a change